Sad Little Life, Jane – Come Dine With Me inspired Greeting Card

This greeting card is inspired by the viral video from Come Dine With Me (2016) featuring Peter and Jane.

Is it your friends birthday? Got a friend who loves this old clip? Seen it all over TikTok? Then this is the perfect card!

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Peter: You won, Jane.

Jane: Oh my god

Peter: Enjoy the money I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.

Charlotte: I don’t get that?

Peter: Well you wouldn’t, let’s be honest, there’s nobody in there love. So Jane, take your money and get off my property.

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1 x A6, 300gsm card.

This card comes with an A6 kraft envelope and is sealed in a stiff cardboard envelope for delivery.